Well, HI!!!!!

Well hi, my dear fwends!! (braces snap) Ah...

Anyways, I realize how fast my metabolism is...? You know, how some people eat just a little bit and get fast, while some others can eat A LOT and stay REALLY skinny? Cause i'm like really skinny, and I think i'm TOO skinny.

But whenever I try to gain weight, a body part i don't want to look really fat or chubby or anything gets the extra pounds(example: my tummy, my legs), and not where I want it to be!! (ex: my arms, my torso)

I think the only way to fill in is to work out, but i'm a majoy couch potato, so...

(CRIES) THIS IS SOOOO UNFAIR!!

You know, i know this thought is like really, really weird and stuff, but instead of our brain squished up into a little ball in our heads, why don't we just spread it out like a noodle in our arms and torso and legs? Oh, but then every time you fall, you would have to be sent to the Emergency Room. -_-II

If i knew how to put pictures here, (I have no idea) I would put a picture of a toothpick here for emphasis. T.T

So, here is just a big yellow 'I' to prove my point:

I

Ugh, no!! Something's wrong with my 'I'!!!!! Oh, it's OK. Wait, lemme try again: (-_- So lame...) (I just realized I had my font on Webdings...oops...)

I

Hmmm...

O

(I)

/L

Yup, that's probably a pretty good self portrait...

CIAO, DARLINGS!!! ^^

(SMOOCH)

(pulls away)

Oh, eww...