O. M. G. Like a nightmare, for it is one.

"If drama was vodka, my whole school would be wasted."

Like OMG, I had a nightmare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK, here's how it goes: a bunch of stuff happened, but then i forgot. So I'll skip to the point.

My whole class (and some other random people) were in a ballroom, and there was classical music going on, and there was like nobody talking except some people whispering, everyone was waltzing and we were all dressed formal. (and i had long hair. sweet!)

OK, everything was going pretty fine until we heard a gunshot, and everyone started screeching and everyone started to panic.

(our teacher was here also. don't worry, thoguh. he's pretty cool.)

And then, this dude with no face comes in, and he, like, has a huge sniper. O.O

And then suddenly, we were in a hallway, and in our normal clothes, and this guy was in front of us, and instead of a sniper he had a normal gun.

And then, he, like, shot someone, I forgot who, and we started to panic and run away, and ignored our teacher screaming, "no! don't!" but following us anyways.

So, like, one by one, we started getting shot and dying, until only a few of us were left, including this guy named JR.

And he was all like smiling, but his eyes were all red and he looked like he was crying and stuff. And I was all like, "Jr! This isn't funny!" So he wiped his eyes and turned to face that faceless, eveel dude. (i'm leaving out a lotta details, guys. im just being really lazy and i don't want to elaborate)

Soon, it was just me and JR. And instead of a brightly lit hallway strewn with all my buddies, we were in this cellar with this electric chair in the middle. I guess JR knew it was the end, or just got a heart attack, or has asthma i never knew about, because he dropped dead. T_T (thanks a lot, JR)

And then like, three faceless dudes grab me and I'm all like struggling and screaming and kicking, until they tie me into the electric chair, put this thing on my eyes, and I'm like, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And then I come out, and then I'M a faceless dude!! O.o

I know what provoked this. I was watching Justice League, and in the theme song was this faceless dude. That was also the eveel dude killing us all.

And I was also at the video store yesterday, and I saw this horror movie with this guy at an electric chair or whatever screaming, and I think the title was "Ultimate killing machine" or whatever.

Anyways, bye. Beware the faceless men. They kill.

OMG, I HAD A DREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lately I've been having a lotta dreams lately, but as soon as I wake up I forget. But this time I remembered!!!

My dream opened with me looking at my friend Lucia, and she was hanging by two ropes attached to a helicopter, and it looked like she was sitting on a swing/bicycle thing. She was all like, "See, that's why I'm so scared." Cause we were like, in the sky. 0.0

It was a three-person ride. One controlled the helicopter, which for some reaosn was silent, one person rode on the swing/bicycle thing (lets call it...swicycle) and one other person was doing something else, which I think controlled the ropes.

Next thing I knew, I was controlling the ropes on the veeeeeeeery bottom. It was a really long rope, so I flipped it around my hands a lot so it was reeeeaaaallly short, and I ignored the people down saying it was dangerous.

Suddenly I heard the person in the helicpter (Buhl) shout "Go!" And out Sam came form under the helicopter, falling, falling...

The rope was too short. She didn't have time to grab on. I had only a split second to think before I unflipped the ropes, and she barely grabbed and the ropes and landed only inches away from my hands and head. OMG.

Next thing I knew, it was MY turn to be on the swicycle, and I wa son the platform of the helicopter, sweating like crazy. Suddenly the platform opened, and whoever was controlling the ropes was a lot better than me, because I made it perfectly.

Next thing I knew, this was a championship, and I was winning. But the swicycle was bigger, so there was more people. We were about to do our last move when suddenly, the sky became dark and thunder struck. We were in a storm.

So there we were, Buhl stumbling around in his helicopter, me, Sam and Lucia swaying nervously in the strom.

BOOM! The rope snapped, and we started to fall. Insert "AHHHHH!!!"

But when we hit the ground, we didn't feel a thing. In fact, we were in a giant hand. As soon as we got off the hand, the hand started to shrink into normal size and turned into a normal-if thats what you call it-girl.

"Hi, I'm C!" :D As you know, she is my current commentor. Btu this one looked like she stumbled out of some random anime, and had white hair, green eyes, and warrior armor. (O.o?)

We're all like, "H-hi C..."

And then we found out that she was controlling the weather, and she was the one the made us lose the championship, and because she wanted to be our friend.

So Lucia got all angry and was all like, "You made us lose the championship!"

And then C was all, "But I saved your lives!"

"But if you didn't make a storm in the first place, there would be no life saving!"

Dummy!!!!!!!!!! So, C, got reaaaaallly angry, and turned into a giant again, and we started running, and you know what she did?

She started to blow up mountains!!! O___O We ran across every mountain and she blew up each and eveyr one of them!!!

And then we hid in a cave, and we found Buhl there with his helicopter drinking hot chocolate we a granny. The end.

O.o Now do you know why these are called W. Dreams?

WEIRDO W. DREAM!!! :O

But of course, W. dreams are always weird. :P

OK, here's how it goes-

I was in Starbucks with my friend Stephanie D., who currently is in Texas. I was all like, "Did the frappuchino get the banana or did it just get a head implant?

SD (stephanie d): Head implant?

ME: Well, frappuchinos have really small heads. They might think they look deformed.

SD: Well, we drink their brains.

ME: You telling me its OUR fault the frappuchino supposedly get a head implant?

SD: Well yeah. We're just lucky we weren't sued, you know.

Out of blind fury, I threw my frappuchino to the ground, screamed, and ran out of the resturant.

When I opened the door, I was pinned to the ground by a secret agent guy.

SD stood over me and was all like, "Dude, I think we just got sued."

I blinked, and then suddenly we were in a jail cell along with Lucia-LB.

LB blinked and then suddenly we were in a court room with jury people and all that stuff.

Then suddenly, Richard came in in a banana suit, and was crying. "IT'S ALL HER FAULT FRAPPY GOT A HEAD IMPLANT! SHE'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE!"

And then we looked at SD, and she was gone, and then suddenly, she was the judge.

She held up my homework with an F on it and was all like, "You failed!!!!!!!!!"

And then suddenly LB morphed into a frappuchino, and then was all like, getting a head implant.

It kept on growing and growing, and then finally s'ploded.

0.0

And I turned into a billion dolllar bill, and suddenly LB was chasing me with her exploded head implant, along with SD.

LB caught me, and then, out of now where, SD blinked, and then suddenly we were all in Statbucks drinking frappuchino, and Richard was the cashier register.

0.0

THE END!!!

In Memory of Kels Kels.

I miss you!!! :*(

I'm about to start a new story instead of The Ozmics.

In memory of Kels Kels, I will not delete that blog, but I shall and will delete the posts. But in memory of Kels Kels, I will show our conversations on that on here:

(also, i am allowing anonymous commentors to comment, so, kels kels, if you're alive, let's come and chat again! :D)


wannabewriter said...
well... i'll try to be unbiased here.

it was pretty good... but it could use some work. Then again, it is just the prologue/introduction. it's only meant to introduce the main characters into the story. It's not always exciting, i know.

Very interesting idea though. I want to know what happens! :D

July 7, 2008 9:52 AM


dibsy said...
Ok...thanks, though!! I needed that, seriously.

July 7, 2008 2:42 PM



wannabewriter said...
whoa... Eva's acting like a total brat :D luv it! I agree that you could try to slow it down a bit, and maybe explain why or how they made so many friends so quickly. other than that.. I luv Eva's character! She's like... a little... i don't even know exactly what she is. I bet she's like... a murderer or something.

oh, and about my email, I don't really... have one. I'm not allowed. I just made up some random email to make a blog! (which I'm not allowed to have either) so anyway, I don't actually have an email. the one I used to make this account doesn't actually exist. sorry :)

but if you wanted to add me as, like, an author or something to a blog, I'd be more than happy to tell you my fake email :D just let me know if that was your intention

July 8, 2008 6:01 AM


dibsy said...
Oh, thanks, cuppy and wannabewriter!! I wrote this long ago and just posted it now because of OMAM. I'll try slowing it down, though. Yup, I love Eva, too, but I seriously like Evra's, more. I know I need to explain and whatever, though... Anyways, as long as I can make you an author, I want that fake email address!!

July 8, 2008 8:03 AM


wannabewriter said...
well, I left a comment on chapter 2 that has a real email address. I think you'd rather use that one!

July 10, 2008 1:34 PM


dibsy said...
Yup, I got it!!

July 11, 2008 8:40 AM


Kels Kels <3 said...
good good good!!!

July 11, 2008 10:46 AM



wannabewriter said...
very good, though you might want to edit it. there were a few typos or missed words

if you go to blog settings, there's a tab called permissions. There you can add me in as an author, but only if you have my email address, which isn't an actual email address, so I don't think i could be an author on Ozmics! But anyway, check your email. I think there might be an invitation there to be an author on the blog... but i'm not sure. Check anyways, please :D

July 8, 2008 2:32 PM


dibsy said...
Oh, sorry, but I couldn't find it. >.< Thanks, though. I seriously needed the feedback.

July 8, 2008 3:43 PM

wannabewriter said...
i'll send the invite again. maybe you'll get it this time!

July 9, 2008 5:25 AM


wannabewriter said...
alright, I feel kinda bad now. I just created an email, and i re-sent the invite. Hopefully 3rd times a charm! Tell me when you get it!

July 9, 2008 4:23 PM


dibsy said...
Oh, I think you need to tell me your email address first so I could add it in. ^^ I need parental permission, that's why.

July 10, 2008 1:23 PM


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July 10, 2008 1:31 PM


dibsy said...
Oh, thanks Kels. I saw the email address, I just deleted it before someone saw it. ( i think) I'll try adding you in about a week. (sorry, but my dad doesn't check his email much. T.T

July 10, 2008 1:51 PM


Kels Kels <3 said...
that's alright, but the sooner the better :D I want you to see chapter 2 soon! and if you want to add me as an author for one of your blogs, you can use that email address too

July 10, 2008 2:18 PM





Kels Kels <3 said...
really interesting.. I want to know what's going on. And I think I have a theory about the 'laughter' in Terra's voice. But I won't say now, because if I'm right, I don't want to ruin it for the readers... =D

July 10, 2008 2:15 PM


Kels Kels <3 said...
oh yea, and I did change my name. Now it's kels kels <3

July 10, 2008 2:17 PM


dibsy said...
Oh, what theory?

July 10, 2008 2:19 PM


Kels Kels <3 said...
is it, like, a recording that the kidnapper person played over the phone, like the video James played in Twilight?

July 10, 2008 2:35 PM


dibsy said...
...I have only read the back and a few pages of the Twilight series. So I still don't fully get what you're saying. >:I

July 10, 2008 5:25 PM


Kels Kels <3 said...
ok... well then sorry if I just spoiled the book for you!

what I meant was, like, did her kidnapper record that message or something, then played it over the phone so it sounded like she was okay, and it got scratched or something? and it was kind of skipping, which sounded like laughter? I'm probably not right, but I thought I'd go ahead and give it a shot. :D

July 11, 2008 6:58 AM


dibsy said...
Um...no?

July 11, 2008 8:23 AM


Kels Kels <3 said...
alright, never mind then.. that probably made me sound stupid! but I had a guess.. and you asked about it... so.. I think I'll shut up now!

July 11, 2008 10:44 AM


dibsy said...
OK!! You're not stupid, Kels. Only the Other Dib isn't smart. And that isn't me.

July 11, 2008 12:50 PM


Kels Kels <3 said...
...

alrightie, then.

...

so, do you have, like, multiple personality disorder or something? lol that would be kinda cool! you could be like... emo one day ... then like... girly the next. HA! that would be pretty funny.... sorry, i'm sounding stupid again... LOL even though I'm not.

did you know that I almost made it into the gifted class at my school? I just didn't make it in because I was too shy. That really says a lot...

July 11, 2008 2:07 PM


dibsy said...
Yup, people think I'm bipolar-girly here, tomboyish there, (I am known to be a tomboy) emo here, preppy there-I'm the exact opposite of myself-but I guess if you're thinking of someone else, then my opposite is someone simple. ^^

July 11, 2008 8:36 PM




Kels Kels <3 said...
I am here to inform you... that this blog has won the blog award! I understand if you don't want to put it up since this is your story blog, but I wanted you to know that you won it anyway!! I NOMINATED YOU!!

Congratulations!! OH, and I figured out how to get the logo up! edit your post, click add picture, and type in the link :D

July 12, 2008 10:47 AM


dibsy said...
Oh, thanks a bunch!!!

YEESSSS I GOT MY THIRD NOMINATION!!!

July 12, 2008 1:33 PM


Kels Kels <3 said...
yup!!

July 12, 2008 6:41 PM


dibsy said...
(boogies)

July 13, 2008 12:31 PM


Kels Kels <3 said...
... oh, that took me a second to see what you meant by boogies! I was thinking... like... boogers. but ok! (boogies with dibster)

July 13, 2008 2:32 PM


dibsy said...
Lol-boogy, not booger. ^^

July 13, 2008 4:56 PM


CIAO KELSY!!! D*: (NOTE: KELS KELS AND WANNABEWRITER ARE THE SAME PERSON!)

Gu, bye...

If you seriously want to know me...

Hello, this is the post about ME and not random stuff!!!

-_- OK, I got this survey from Cady Lola Cep's blog. (luvies to you and your friend callie, cady! ^^)

OK...daddy won't let me use surveys, which is why I'm doing it over here. -_-

ABOUT ME

1. Real Name-Go to The Utmost Uncensored whatever, I'm not saying it.
2. Nickname-tofu, tobs, tobwhy, taffle, dibsy, dibster, dibby, toto, big toe, toey, toba, bob, toffee, too much to name.
3. (since I'm eleven) Zodiac sign-Aquarius. (w00t GO ME!)
4. Male or female-female
5. Elemantary-elemantary what? Um, yeah, I'm going to sixth grade...?
6. Middle School-well i'm going to sixth grade so yeah...
7. High school-no
8. Long or short-uh, well, i have short hair, long nails, if that's what you mean
9. are you a health freak-yeah right dibby here is a slob ^^
10. Height-hey i'm eleven, what do you think?
11. Do you like yourself?-sometimes yes, sometimes no. perfectly normal for a growing girl such as I. ^^
12. Piercings-I want to pierce my ears again so I could start wearing earrings again...but being the chicken I am I think it might be a bit painful whichever piercing I get. T_T I'll just use clip ons for now.
13. Tattoos-I'm eleven, too young, and I don't want one anyways.
14. Righty or lefty-righty, wish i was ambi

FIRSTS

1. First best friend-someone in preschool or before so, I forgot the names... (how insensitive, I know...)
2. First surgery-no...
3. first piercing-when I was a baby, I got a hole for my ear. Now it's closing.
4. First award-since i'm so show offy I won't say, but it was when I was really young and i don't remember. (gets awards like, student of the year, month, blah blah, stuff like that)
5. First sport I joined-'joined'? well, i think gymnastics and swimming and ballet were them. (my classes were all on the same day)
6. First pet-there was the class fish, Speedy, and somewhere after that my offical pet, a hamster named Maxie, was given to me for my birthday...
7. First vacation-too many, can't remember...
8. First concert-(forgot)

CURRENTLY

1. Eating-I just recently finished some pizza hotpockets, it's morning right now...
2. Drinking-water
3. I'm about to-answer the next question.
4. listening to-my brother watching Skunk Fu T_T
5. Wearing-t shirt and some sweat pants. hey, its morning.
6. Mood-eh, I've been better.

YOUR FUTURE

1. want kids-maybe an orphan, that's painless 'til they start growing up
2. want to get married-yeah, i don't want to spend my saturdays alone, that's a boring day even when you're around friends
3. careers in mind-FBI agent, writer, tv director, next Bill Gates, some rich job
4. see yourself in 4 years-I'll be fifteen, and hopefully I'll still be as awesome as I am now. (I'm awesome, right? TELL ME I'M RIGHT!)
5. college-boarding school college, sitting bored in class all day is a small price to pay for fun with your friends

WHICH IS BETTER

1. lips or eyes-eyes, they have to be brown, almost black, i hate blue, it looks so airy
2. shorter or taller-if it was shorting, i would be tempted to make fun of them but sitll be amigos, if they were taller, i might be snappier about it
3. sensitive or loud-a bit of both, my brother's too sensitive and he's annoying, and my neighbor is loud and that's annoying. need the right amount, you know.
4. trouble making or hesitant-a bit of both, but i need another amigo to understand my random ways, while still being the complete opposite and not the opposite of moi. that would be a great friend.

HAVE YOU EVER

1. drank bubbles-yes, soap bubbles and soda bubbles (love coke fizz!)
2. lost glasses/contacts-i don't wear them, but i want glasses. but im not going to purposely get them, although i want the fake kind.
3. ran away from home-sometimes wanted to, but never did.
4. broken any bones-i think my chin
5. cried when someone died-my hamster, Maxie
6. drank egg nog-is that milk?
7. gone to therapy-my teacher requested counseling for me, does that count?
8. toilet papered someone's house-nope
9. spied on someone-sure, of course. i do more eavesdropping, though, but don't we all?
10. stolen anything-...? i seriously forgot!
11. gone camping-sure, it was fun!
12. had a stalker-maybe some annoying people, but no.
13. laughed so hard you cried-YES!
14. gone to a party-DUH! YES!
15. feel betrayed by a best friend-sure, but they're mostly misunderstandings.
16. been out of the US-yep
17. thrown up from working out-uhhh...no
18. gotten a haircut so bad you wore a hat-only bad hair days
19. 3 meals from 3 different fast food places-what? O.O What do I have to do?
20. done anything hurtful to a classmate-(looks at all the people who she has ever commented on) Do I act like I would? Hehehehhehe...meeeeee?

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

1. yourself-sometimes
2. miracles-seriously depends
3. heaven-yeah
4. santa clause-no, but i do in the tooth fairy...!
5. angels-sure

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY

1. is there one or more people you want to be with right now-all my club penguin pals. dang this survey is long for me.
2. Do you believe in God?-Yes, I'm a Christian.

FAVORITES

1. smell-lots of things. good, nail polish, new stuff, books, chess pieces, ect.
2. sound-depends on my mood
3. movie-too many to choose
4. clothing item-everything. depends on my mood.

RANDOM

1. are you obsessed with someone-anime, and club penguin people. in summer, my friends mostly are in the computer.
2. best thing about your job-I don't have any. Hahahahahaha.
3. any compliments today-me? no.
4. next vacation-who knows?
5. friends guys or girls-what's the difference? both.
6. own any furniture from ikea-dunno
7. last book you read-some harry potter book
8. super power-able to stay on the computer...for the longest time. EVER in the history of the universe.
9. lived most of your life-here.
10. why is the sky blue?-'cause God made it that way.
11. last song you heard-some spongebob dramarama thing. (don't ask)
12. if you could be anywhere where would it be?-at school. except, we're not learning. if only life worked that way.
13. mood atm-bored and my back needs to stop arching to the computer
14. plans tomorrow-same old, same old
15. last time you slept for more than 12 hours-I don't think...I have ever.

OK, that was all about me. Now you know.

Luvies to you guys, BYE!!!

So...yeah. (if you want to learn about me, then yeha, this is the place, i guess)

You know, I have a surprisingly large obsession over the show, Total Drama Island in Cartoon Network. (Duncan Courtney shipper, btw-strongly)



Well, it's realistic, and way better than those mindless other shows in Cartoon Network.



Anyways, yes yes people, you have known Dibsyland, you have heard the latest of Dibsyland, now you must know the inhabitants of Dibsyland.



First, we shall start with the Dibsyland ruler, Dibsy!!!



(applause) (silence) I SAID APPLAUSE! (applause)



Ok, um,



Dibsy: Female

Age: 11 yrs.

Personality: Very random, can be a bit of a wet blanket, moody, weird, smart but you have to look deep down, very unathletic, anime fanatic

Likes: Stuff, edible food, books, the tv, the computer, friends, family, video games

Dislikes: Stuff, unedible food, not much I don't like

Appearance: Asian, short black/brown/reddish(?) hair

Agh, forget that. Makes me sound all Mary Sue-ish.

Dibsy usually spend her time on her computer iunside her fridge, along with her more annoying brotherly dib, Jo.

Her best friends are Steph and Yvetsute (from last year). Steph moved away to Texas. :(

Whatever. Too much to say 'bout me.

I give up. :(

Guess what?!?!

Nothing. But here are random stuff:

***if you use a laptop for too long, i gets hot in the bottom**
***a five year old in France can buy alcohol**
***the youngest parents ever were a nine and eight year old in China**
***grapes explode when you put them microwaves**
***tornadoes are like hurricanes**
***most kids don't like vegatables**
***people sometimes bite their pencils at tests when facing a question that needs thinking** (what, does chewing wood make you think of the answer?)
***I am a computer-holic**
***My dad is on blogger**
***At summer, most of my friends live in the internet**
***I like Britney Spears. But I don't like Micheal Jackson.**
***I am a girl**
***Meaning I am not a boy**
***A girl, not a lady, nor am I a woman**
***I am eleven years old**
***I suspect my friends are not human, at times**
***I am starting to suspect that whoever is reading this is NOT human, either**

Yes, I am bored...

Well, C-YA!!!!!!

^^ I went to DISNEYLAND!!! And I had FUN!!!!! And I learned how to BOWL!! And I played TENNIS!!! And I passed my swimming CLASS!!!

YEAH! I have a goal to capitalize the world at the end of my SENTENCE! And end them all in exclamation MARKS!!!!

'Ello!!!

Once, I had this dream when I was a superspy. And I had to kidnap this spoiled brat/really smart and quiet classmate of mine (whichever. i forgot.) and she wouldn't come with us. We needed her to be part of the FBI. So we bribed her/him with M&M's. And then sotle them back.

By the way, I'm still alive. Just wanted you to know that. T_T (yawnz) So bored...

Harry, Artemis, and Darren. T_T

Pretty familiar names if you're into fantasy books, like me. Most of us know Harry Potter, riiight??? If you liked Harry, you should like Artemis Fowl, and if you're totally interested in that kind of stuff you would read Cirque Du Freak-the home of Darren Shan, mwa's fave little vampire.

Ugh. This post is mostly about my fave fantasy bookies, so if you don't like... umm... whatever. T_T

I haven't read Harry Potter. I don't really like it-it kinda bores me. I liek the story, though. I've seen the movies. I'm a Harry/Hermione (sp?) shipper.

I was all 'blah' when I was trying the read the Twilight series, and I think I was on a random volume, and I was all, 'Huh? Wha? Eh?' so I didn't really like it that much. (gets mobbed by twilight fans) I've heard of Edward, though. He's a vamp.

Although I don't know much about him, I'm obsessed with all vampires, so I guess I automatically like him...?

I really, really like Artemis Fowl. He's really cool, and although I'm only going on the third book, I really like it. Especially Holly Short. I'm an Artemis/Holly shipper, by the way.

But, even though, Cirque Du Freak was my favorite. I really liked Darren Shan, and although I don't remember being any shipper of any kind, (I think i did, though) and he's a vampire, and he acts like how I would act. (although I would probably be more like aria. she's a female vamp, if you didn't know)

I want my story, 'The Ozmics' to be like that-I really kinda made Corey (the main character) a mix of both Artemis and Darren. (He's more Darren than Artemis currently, though.)

Anyways, I really like the show Totaly Drama Island in Cartoon Network. T_T I'm eleven, so that's no surprise. I'm a Duncan/Courtney shipper.

Some people really like Spongebob and Sandy from Spongebob Squarepants to get together. Frankly, no offense to the shippers, I can't imagine them being together, especially the children. Sponge squirrels? Ew. And anyways, how do they-

Yes, yes, I have been alerted.

OH! My picture inserter thingy is FINALLY working!!! HURRAH!!!!

LOL-LAWED!!!

I went upon a story on the internet (ie-fanfiction) and there was these people going all, 'Dishiv lishikev lol, rofl asme hmy!!"




I mean, what. The. Heck. IS THAT??? I mean, I use words like 'lol', 'rofl', 'omg' and stuff like all the time, but COME ON!! I CAN NOT READ THAT!!


OTHER DIB: What's wrong?
DIBSY: I can't read anymore.
OTHER DIB: GASP!!! (runs to window) ...And yet the world still goes around.

Anything can be a weapon...

"Anything can be a weapon, my dear, naiive little friend. I can kill you with a swimming pool foam noodle."

Ok, I dunno why I put that there. (But I can imagine how you can kill someone using a noodle. That is very easy.)

Anyways, I'll just munch on a cookie from here on out. I'm like cookie monster. a virtual one, to add.

RAAAAAHHH!!!! I can kill you with a virtual cookie!!!

Well, maybe everything can't be a weapon. T_T

i'm still here, in my little corner...

(cries) I wonder I wonder who voted in that poll... I know a couple who did, but I know that one person put in the answer, 'THEY ALL SUCK!'

I know my blogs aren't the most awesome in the world-and that was the only choice saying that you just didn't like my blogs-but i'm still a little hurt by it.

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO VOTED FOR THAT???

Well, that hurts...

Well, I had a poll over here recently to see which is my most popular blog, and I put on the option 'THEY ALL SUCK!' on it, but even though, I was a bit surprised to see that someone had voted on that, anyways...

TT_TT WHAT'D I DO???? HOW CAN I IMPROVE MY BLOGS???? DID I MAKE SOMEONE ANGRY OR OFFEND THEM OR...?

PLEASE TELL ME!!!

...

These comics are so cute... but what are they called?

They're a bit sad-looking, though. When I look at it, a song from Evanescence turns on in my head. Ohhh...

Pon and Zi are so cute...

Anyways, you know how i wanted to be in Wikipedia? (it's in Here Comes the DIB!)

I dunno if DibsyLand is going to be mentioned there, anytime soon,

But I LOVE this blog.

So, could anyone give me ideas for this blog? sorry to the people who have helped me enough, especially you, tara, (if you're reading this) but I feel so brain-dead.

Anyways, CIAO!!

Well, HI!!!!!

Well hi, my dear fwends!! (braces snap) Ah...

Anyways, I realize how fast my metabolism is...? You know, how some people eat just a little bit and get fast, while some others can eat A LOT and stay REALLY skinny? Cause i'm like really skinny, and I think i'm TOO skinny.

But whenever I try to gain weight, a body part i don't want to look really fat or chubby or anything gets the extra pounds(example: my tummy, my legs), and not where I want it to be!! (ex: my arms, my torso)

I think the only way to fill in is to work out, but i'm a majoy couch potato, so...

(CRIES) THIS IS SOOOO UNFAIR!!

You know, i know this thought is like really, really weird and stuff, but instead of our brain squished up into a little ball in our heads, why don't we just spread it out like a noodle in our arms and torso and legs? Oh, but then every time you fall, you would have to be sent to the Emergency Room. -_-II

If i knew how to put pictures here, (I have no idea) I would put a picture of a toothpick here for emphasis. T.T

So, here is just a big yellow 'I' to prove my point:

I

Ugh, no!! Something's wrong with my 'I'!!!!! Oh, it's OK. Wait, lemme try again: (-_- So lame...) (I just realized I had my font on Webdings...oops...)

I

Hmmm...

O

(I)

/L

Yup, that's probably a pretty good self portrait...

CIAO, DARLINGS!!! ^^

(SMOOCH)

(pulls away)

Oh, eww...

ATTENTION!!

ATTENTION ALL COMMENTERS!! DIBSY WILL BE LEAVING FOR ABOUT FIVE OR SIX DAYS SO EXPECT ME TO UPDATE IN ABOUT A WEEK OR SO!!

Top 10 Ways to Get Rich

If you read the introduction (which I hope you did) I promised you a few ways to get rich. Sooo, here they are! (not guarenteed to be legal, though-so don't try this at home!)



1. Ask, like, 5 bucks from one person, (remember to make sure that you won't have to give it back later on, though) then ask it again from another person, and by the time you aksed like 20 people, you got a hundred bucks!

2. Dress up as a hobo and set up camp next to a sap. Beg for some change, and maybe you'll gain a few cents along the way.



3. Get some old thing from your closet (example: an umbrella) and design it so it won't look like an umbrella anymore. Attempt selling it on eBay. (example: an umbrella could become so hip hop toy if you took the rod and made it spin around and around the top of the umbrella, which you will reattach to its bottom)



4. Go to the mall with brother/sister. (lets go with brother) Tell the cashier with a store bought item (lets say... a new bike) And say, "A bike for my brother." Upon seeing your brother's face, pick him up and hand him to the cashier. (may not be making you get richer, but it'll definitely imporove your chances)

5. Look up the least popular famous person and buy an item for them. Don't use it, but wait maybe ten years. By then, it'll be a hit, and you can go up on eBay and sell it.

6. Live with your mom with the rest of your life. you might not get rich, but at least you get something to fall back on if you do.

7. Buy a chicken suit, a tutu, an afro, some hip sunglasses, and learn how to dance. Show off your moves in the street and maybe you'll get big bucks out of it. Trust me. You will.

8. Do a DIY (do it yourself) on EVERYTHING. You won't have to spend any money, and trust me, how did Tarzan cope with the jungle?

9. Invent useless stuff that look so awesome that anybody'd buy it. (example: a machine that makes you clap, a door that leads you to a brick wall (for burglars) and a pen that leaves a sparkling trail of ant like dust wherever it written)

10: Break your brother's piggybank. End of story.

Anyways, how do you like it?

CIAO!

ATTACK OF THE PB&J'S!!

OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE PEOPLE OF THE EARTH?! WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE ALLOWING THE PB&J'S TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!

(for those of you who don't know, PB&J's means uninteresting or plain in dibsy language. see how much dibsyland will expand across our nation?)

IF NONE OF US DO ANYTHING SOON, OUR EARTH WILL BE BORING AND GRAY!! THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THE POT OF GOLD AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW WILL BE ONE OF THOSE RUSTY GRAY POTTYS IN THOSE PUBLIC BATHROOMS THAT STINK!!!

WHY WON'T ANYTHING DO ANYTHING ABOUT THIS??!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME??!! AAAAAHHH!!!!!!

(DIES)

(rises back from her grave)

HIIIIIII!!! OK, I calmed down. Seriously guys, what are you people going to do about the PB&J's? THE HORROR-THE HUMANITY, THE-

(gets knocked out cold) ((runner-up jumps in, but is uglier than the real one)

HELLO!! This is Dipsy, the runner-up! If you didn't know, the only reason this is called Dibsy is cause Dibsy won the Dissy Idol, which was the contest for the new person for this blog! I was the runner up. Dissy is the original. She retired cause she is old and ugly.

(Dissy throws cane at Dipsy, Dipsy faints cause she is a dip, he runner up's runner up jumps in)

Hiya! This is Ditzy! I'm the runner up's runner up! I'm absolutely determined to stay!

(Dibsy wakes up, karate chops Ditzy, Ditzy goes unconcious)

And here you have it, the one and only Dibsy!

Oh, the horror and shame of the PB&J's. Look what it has made-Dipsy and Ditzy are on the ground! OH NO!

Now, this was a demonstration of what a PB&J can do to you. (what does it even have to do with this?) ((points at audience) Do YOU want this to become you? You never know, maybe someone close to you could get struck by the sad sickness of a PB&J.

DON'T BE A PB&J.

Aww...

Ugh, man...

School's gonna be over tomorrow... (cries) All my friends... :(

Anyways, I'm thinking about the colors of my posts in **-DibsyLand-**, and if you haven't noticed by now, they represent my moods. T.T Lame yes, do I care, NO.

I also realize how much my life consists of bumness. -_- (sighs) This is what my life usually consists at home:

Read
Eat
Sleep
Watch TV
Play video games
Eat
Use the computer

And...that's about it.

Laaaa... There isn't much drama in my life. Too boring. (sighs)

When I grow up, I want to be an FBI Agent, or the next Bill Gates. (I want to buy America, and then Asia)

I've also realized how random my past post was...I don't even like shish kabobs.

Anyways... bye...

Shish kabobs...

Hi... This is Dibsy, genius. (if you didn't know) If you did know, then,

HI THERE!!!! We're rainbows of colors and colors of rainbows...

Anyways, being the amazingly awesome people you people are, how many people here like shish kabobs?

(crickets)

SHISH KABOBS! YES, I SAID SHISH KABOBS!! It's a tongue twister!!! Shish kabob, Shi kabah Sh kabah, shish kabob!!

Why? (I can just hear you ask, 'Why are we talking about shish kabobs?')

The answer: We all love food.

(crickets)

Ah...I see my crowd is either dead or sleeping...Dibsy must do something to wake the poor crowd up...

Sushi, anyone?