"Anything can be a weapon, my dear, naiive little friend. I can kill you with a swimming pool foam noodle."
Ok, I dunno why I put that there. (But I can imagine how you can kill someone using a noodle. That is very easy.)
Anyways, I'll just munch on a cookie from here on out. I'm like cookie monster. a virtual one, to add.
RAAAAAHHH!!!! I can kill you with a virtual cookie!!!
Well, maybe everything can't be a weapon. T_T
13 comments:
its called myyearbook.com like myspace only better and you only have 2 b 13 to join
Oh, thanks! (But i'm not 13...)
ahh!! please don't kill me with a foam noodle! that would SUCK! teehee or a virtual cookie... though that might be a more tasty death...
Lol, killing someone with a virtual cookie-that's the only detah I don't know how to do. (cries)
ummm... I KNOW!!! dare them to virtually swallow it whole! *teehee...* then they'll virtually choke... and virtually die...
see? don't be sad! I have graced you with the knowledge of... murdering people witha virtual cookie?
YES!!! HOW COULD I HAVE NOT KNOWN???
I don't know dibs... but that's behind us. NOW YOU KNOW!!!
The noodle would definitely bring up a conversation at the funeral!!LOL!!
Lol, "The cause of our beloved ::insert name here:: was due to a noodle. A FOAM noodle, to be exact."
LOL that would be so funny! or even better yet...
"We are here to honor the life of our dear friend and family member ::insert name here:: His/her death was due, sadly, to a dare, revolving around swallowing a virtual cookie whole, therefore virtually choking and virtually dying. I am sad to tell everyone that they will no longer be on the internet."
Lol, that would be a great way to end a blog account.
yupers
but I will say that I won't be using that excuse anytime soon...
Yeah, they'll blame me. They know I'm the only other one who is an experto at virtual cookies.
Post a Comment