Monday, November 17, 2008

O. M. G. Like a nightmare, for it is one.

"If drama was vodka, my whole school would be wasted."

Like OMG, I had a nightmare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK, here's how it goes: a bunch of stuff happened, but then i forgot. So I'll skip to the point.

My whole class (and some other random people) were in a ballroom, and there was classical music going on, and there was like nobody talking except some people whispering, everyone was waltzing and we were all dressed formal. (and i had long hair. sweet!)

OK, everything was going pretty fine until we heard a gunshot, and everyone started screeching and everyone started to panic.

(our teacher was here also. don't worry, thoguh. he's pretty cool.)

And then, this dude with no face comes in, and he, like, has a huge sniper. O.O

And then suddenly, we were in a hallway, and in our normal clothes, and this guy was in front of us, and instead of a sniper he had a normal gun.

And then, he, like, shot someone, I forgot who, and we started to panic and run away, and ignored our teacher screaming, "no! don't!" but following us anyways.

So, like, one by one, we started getting shot and dying, until only a few of us were left, including this guy named JR.

And he was all like smiling, but his eyes were all red and he looked like he was crying and stuff. And I was all like, "Jr! This isn't funny!" So he wiped his eyes and turned to face that faceless, eveel dude. (i'm leaving out a lotta details, guys. im just being really lazy and i don't want to elaborate)

Soon, it was just me and JR. And instead of a brightly lit hallway strewn with all my buddies, we were in this cellar with this electric chair in the middle. I guess JR knew it was the end, or just got a heart attack, or has asthma i never knew about, because he dropped dead. T_T (thanks a lot, JR)

And then like, three faceless dudes grab me and I'm all like struggling and screaming and kicking, until they tie me into the electric chair, put this thing on my eyes, and I'm like, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And then I come out, and then I'M a faceless dude!! O.o

I know what provoked this. I was watching Justice League, and in the theme song was this faceless dude. That was also the eveel dude killing us all.

And I was also at the video store yesterday, and I saw this horror movie with this guy at an electric chair or whatever screaming, and I think the title was "Ultimate killing machine" or whatever.

Anyways, bye. Beware the faceless men. They kill.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

OMG, I HAD A DREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lately I've been having a lotta dreams lately, but as soon as I wake up I forget. But this time I remembered!!!

My dream opened with me looking at my friend Lucia, and she was hanging by two ropes attached to a helicopter, and it looked like she was sitting on a swing/bicycle thing. She was all like, "See, that's why I'm so scared." Cause we were like, in the sky. 0.0

It was a three-person ride. One controlled the helicopter, which for some reaosn was silent, one person rode on the swing/bicycle thing (lets call it...swicycle) and one other person was doing something else, which I think controlled the ropes.

Next thing I knew, I was controlling the ropes on the veeeeeeeery bottom. It was a really long rope, so I flipped it around my hands a lot so it was reeeeaaaallly short, and I ignored the people down saying it was dangerous.

Suddenly I heard the person in the helicpter (Buhl) shout "Go!" And out Sam came form under the helicopter, falling, falling...

The rope was too short. She didn't have time to grab on. I had only a split second to think before I unflipped the ropes, and she barely grabbed and the ropes and landed only inches away from my hands and head. OMG.

Next thing I knew, it was MY turn to be on the swicycle, and I wa son the platform of the helicopter, sweating like crazy. Suddenly the platform opened, and whoever was controlling the ropes was a lot better than me, because I made it perfectly.

Next thing I knew, this was a championship, and I was winning. But the swicycle was bigger, so there was more people. We were about to do our last move when suddenly, the sky became dark and thunder struck. We were in a storm.

So there we were, Buhl stumbling around in his helicopter, me, Sam and Lucia swaying nervously in the strom.

BOOM! The rope snapped, and we started to fall. Insert "AHHHHH!!!"

But when we hit the ground, we didn't feel a thing. In fact, we were in a giant hand. As soon as we got off the hand, the hand started to shrink into normal size and turned into a normal-if thats what you call it-girl.

"Hi, I'm C!" :D As you know, she is my current commentor. Btu this one looked like she stumbled out of some random anime, and had white hair, green eyes, and warrior armor. (O.o?)

We're all like, "H-hi C..."

And then we found out that she was controlling the weather, and she was the one the made us lose the championship, and because she wanted to be our friend.

So Lucia got all angry and was all like, "You made us lose the championship!"

And then C was all, "But I saved your lives!"

"But if you didn't make a storm in the first place, there would be no life saving!"

Dummy!!!!!!!!!! So, C, got reaaaaallly angry, and turned into a giant again, and we started running, and you know what she did?

She started to blow up mountains!!! O___O We ran across every mountain and she blew up each and eveyr one of them!!!

And then we hid in a cave, and we found Buhl there with his helicopter drinking hot chocolate we a granny. The end.

O.o Now do you know why these are called W. Dreams?