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Saturday, June 21, 2008

ATTACK OF THE PB&J'S!!

OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE PEOPLE OF THE EARTH?! WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE ALLOWING THE PB&J'S TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!

(for those of you who don't know, PB&J's means uninteresting or plain in dibsy language. see how much dibsyland will expand across our nation?)

IF NONE OF US DO ANYTHING SOON, OUR EARTH WILL BE BORING AND GRAY!! THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THE POT OF GOLD AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW WILL BE ONE OF THOSE RUSTY GRAY POTTYS IN THOSE PUBLIC BATHROOMS THAT STINK!!!

WHY WON'T ANYTHING DO ANYTHING ABOUT THIS??!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME??!! AAAAAHHH!!!!!!

(DIES)

(rises back from her grave)

HIIIIIII!!! OK, I calmed down. Seriously guys, what are you people going to do about the PB&J's? THE HORROR-THE HUMANITY, THE-

(gets knocked out cold) ((runner-up jumps in, but is uglier than the real one)

HELLO!! This is Dipsy, the runner-up! If you didn't know, the only reason this is called Dibsy is cause Dibsy won the Dissy Idol, which was the contest for the new person for this blog! I was the runner up. Dissy is the original. She retired cause she is old and ugly.

(Dissy throws cane at Dipsy, Dipsy faints cause she is a dip, he runner up's runner up jumps in)

Hiya! This is Ditzy! I'm the runner up's runner up! I'm absolutely determined to stay!

(Dibsy wakes up, karate chops Ditzy, Ditzy goes unconcious)

And here you have it, the one and only Dibsy!

Oh, the horror and shame of the PB&J's. Look what it has made-Dipsy and Ditzy are on the ground! OH NO!

Now, this was a demonstration of what a PB&J can do to you. (what does it even have to do with this?) ((points at audience) Do YOU want this to become you? You never know, maybe someone close to you could get struck by the sad sickness of a PB&J.

DON'T BE A PB&J.

5 comments:

wannabewriter said...

ahh... this is the copy. that's okay its just as funny as it was the first time :D

dibsy said...

Ahahaha, you found the original!! You deserve a virtual cookie!!

wannabewriter said...

yay!! MORE COOKIES!! you deserve a virtual cookie for being such an amazing virtual cookie chef! ('.) There ya go, a one of a kind, virtually made M&M cookie! enjoy!

dibsy said...

THANK YOU FOR THE COOKIE!! (I just realized how it was an awesome cookie...)

said...

lol glad you enjoyed it!